June is “Adopt a Shelter Cat” Month…

And also my birthday month.

So, obviously, I should be adopting a cat for my birthday. Genius! Where do I come up with this stuff?

Every time I see an insect…

my response is something like this, “If we had a cat, it would have killed that thing by now.” -__-

So I get a call…

from my bro & he tells me to keep March 15th open for my Christmas present. So, of course, I was curious & wanted to know what it was.

Then he told me that they bought me Poker Face VIP tickets for me & Sal (he’s a fan too)!! It includes a limo ride, a dinner, & a free gift. This is the best present I’ve ever had!

Ahhhhh I’m so excited. I must plan!

Put a tortilla in a frying pan with butter

& brown it a little. Nom, nom, nom.
That’s how it’s done, son!

I’m so content right now.